A planning application for a slurry lagoon. Sounds lovely.... Presumably they'll take most of the wording from it for when Sid James' gets upgraded.
Kefalonia, we're on our holidays. We had our wedding reception there it's a nice place. Great place to watch the sun set once you've got used to being blinded by it happening.
I once had to go to Antwerp to repo a massive Cadillac and flew my sons up for a bit of a holiday. We drove it back and arrived at Geneva where we had dinner at a lakeside restaurant. When the waiter came over we said, "This must be wonderful, seeing that sunset every night." He rolled his eyes and said, "I've been calling the staff out of the kitchen, we haven't seen a sunset like this in the last twenty years."
Yesterday -3 , seen a bloke, a hat down over his brow, snood, navy coat with the grey hood from the hoodie under said coat popping out, gloves..... shorts. I mean wtf?
There's a bloke does the school run who wears shorts and flip flops every day even when it's fecking snowing and there's ice everywhere. He's got a fair way to walk too. He probably thinks he's a character but it just raises the question of how hellishly sweaty his balls and feet must be to necessitate such a thing.
People who try to be a character never really are ... ... your man will believe people expect the flip flops and secretly admire him.
