Do you guys remember when I did a Swansea matchday thread? Feels like only yesterday!
A Swan Sea is a big Swan Lake. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky created the ballet Swan Lake in the late 19th Century. A bit like Russell Martin’s time at St Mary’s, Swan Lake initially bombed, but went on to be a huge success.
The ugly duckling, as we know, turned out to be a swan. My paternal family comes from the valleys around Swansea, and there are plenty of ugly ducks there. And a lot of sheep.
There are nearly 4 sheep to every person in Wales. If you want to make an offensive joke about welsh people and sheep, I can probably get you a Netflix special with Ricky Gervais.
Believe it or not, Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington have a Youtube video teaching Welsh speakers English. Here is the link: https://youtu.be/GSNpNdFwkAQ?si=oa7Ybnnf0PWfrT5I
The Welsh were conquered by Edward I. He was 6’2”! This got him the nickname “Longshanks”. I’ve had a few long shanks in my time, but then I am getting old.
1-3 Away win. We will be too good for them!
A Swan Sea is a big Swan Lake. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky created the ballet Swan Lake in the late 19th Century. A bit like Russell Martin’s time at St Mary’s, Swan Lake initially bombed, but went on to be a huge success.
The ugly duckling, as we know, turned out to be a swan. My paternal family comes from the valleys around Swansea, and there are plenty of ugly ducks there. And a lot of sheep.
There are nearly 4 sheep to every person in Wales. If you want to make an offensive joke about welsh people and sheep, I can probably get you a Netflix special with Ricky Gervais.
Believe it or not, Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington have a Youtube video teaching Welsh speakers English. Here is the link: https://youtu.be/GSNpNdFwkAQ?si=oa7Ybnnf0PWfrT5I
The Welsh were conquered by Edward I. He was 6’2”! This got him the nickname “Longshanks”. I’ve had a few long shanks in my time, but then I am getting old.
1-3 Away win. We will be too good for them!