I feel for all you auld ****s that can't get a bit of fresh fanny, **** being stuck with chicken fillets and wizards sleeves.
Horny I used to be a woman before they slapped on a foot long sub where my front bottom was. Still got the tits. Any chance of a shag!!
Oi, I'm not that old! Not ER old anyway. Even when I was a teenager I preferred older women. I don't really fancy shagging a teenie then having a post-coital conversation about how Justin Bieber is the bestest pop singer like ever!