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I feel for all you auld ****s that can't get a bit of fresh fanny, **** being stuck with chicken fillets and wizards sleeves.

Oi, I'm not that old! Not ER old anyway.

Even when I was a teenager I preferred older women. I don't really fancy shagging a teenie then having a post-coital conversation about how Justin Bieber is the bestest pop singer like ever!