Would you?

Yes but you're gay so your opinion is irrelevant.

 

I feel for all you auld ****s that can't get a bit of fresh fanny, **** being stuck with chicken fillets and wizards sleeves.

 

Horny I used to be a woman before they slapped on a foot long sub where my front bottom was.

Still got the tits. Any chance of a shag!!

 

Oi, I'm not that old! Not ER old anyway.

Even when I was a teenager I preferred older women. I don't really fancy shagging a teenie then having a post-coital conversation about how Justin Bieber is the bestest pop singer like ever!

 

I'm a 17th century bigot for not wanting to ride a 16 year old boy with a fake ****.

 

That was how they rolled in them days.

 

Driving Instructor...

 

er...no

 

Would her woman bits get moist or would you need some lube.

 

generally at least for the first few months you'd need lube...

 

lube is for pussies.

 

<hock too>

 

...and asses, don't forget asses.

 

I make pussies wet with out lube. Dont you?

 

Shut it you you'll take it how ever it comes you've no got a say in the matter, right?

 

The rougher the better as far as I'm concerned.

And they don't come any rougher than you, eh?

 

I'm gentle on the inside though thats what counts, i think.

 

i was thinking about this d other day, if i didnt know about her past then. YES YES YES!

 

I'd like to fist you and feel your prostate.

Are you game?

 

No the only person that gets to play with my prostate is my doctor, or my uncle.