Good. Terraces are sort of back. Haribo-fuelled teenagers from towns worse than Darfur are fighting on behalf of their local team. A Tory government is clinging to power. It’s the late 80s.
Speaking of Facebook, my mate phoned me yday after another mate had phoned him up saying he saw his Mrs had a Facebook dating profile while he was on the perve (never even knew that was a thing, Facebook meat marketplace lol) Anyways he confronts her and goes through her phone and turns out she's been banging her ex probably for the whole 3 years they been together. Fat ugly bitch too, the fukin cheek of it like. Anyway Up the toon
Funnily enough, this was happening to my sister in law too, apparently. She was with some fella for a while and according to her he was cheating on her the entire time She's estranged from her family and also, in my professional opinion, a lying narcissist so I think it's bollocks. She's a boring **** though so I wouldn't blame him.
Had some grim experiences on Plenty of Fish back in the day. Used to have to say I’d left something in the car after the deed was done and leg it.
She's alright When I first met her I thought "oo" she was quite fit. But she's aging poorly, my mate thought she was peng but he'd **** a glove if it was tight enough. We had a family meal once and she brought this fella she was dating, he was quiet as a mouse but looked normal. Part from his hands, shaking like a leaf. Just turned to my girlfriend like "yo, how longs she been dating the actual drug addict there?" Didn't last long Family drama is the best tbf
Couple of changes for Sunderland and Newcastle have put their strongest team out. Interesting…. I’ll go 0-5.
