Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Fox Mulder]

If anyone who uses Facebook was executed the world would be a better place.

Wrong I'm not on it

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Tbh, football culture is taking a turn again in the UK, becoming proper ****house stuff again - fuelled by social media.

Its now proper acidic vitriolic ****.

Good. Terraces are sort of back. Haribo-fuelled teenagers from towns worse than Darfur are fighting on behalf of their local team. A Tory government is clinging to power. It’s the late 80s.

 

[Sucky]

If anyone who uses Facebook was executed the world would be a better place.

Speaking of Facebook, my mate phoned me yday after another mate had phoned him up saying he saw his Mrs had a Facebook dating profile while he was on the perve (never even knew that was a thing, Facebook meat marketplace lol)

Anyways he confronts her and goes through her phone and turns out she's been banging her ex probably for the whole 3 years they been together.

Fat ugly bitch too, the fukin cheek of it like.

Anyway
Up the toon

 

[Welshie]

Speaking of Facebook, my mate phoned me yday after another mate had phoned him up saying he saw his Mrs had a Facebook dating profile while he was on the perve (never even knew that was a thing, Facebook meat marketplace lol)

Anyways he confronts her and goes through her phone and turns out she's been banging her ex probably for the whole 3 years they been together.

Fat ugly bitch too, the fukin cheek of it like.

Anyway
Up the toon

Funnily enough, this was happening to my sister in law too, apparently.

She was with some fella for a while and according to her he was cheating on her the entire time

She's estranged from her family and also, in my professional opinion, a lying narcissist so I think it's bollocks.

She's a boring **** though so I wouldn't blame him.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Speaking of Facebook, my mate phoned me yday after another mate had phoned him up saying he saw his Mrs had a Facebook dating profile while he was on the perve (never even knew that was a thing, Facebook meat marketplace lol)

Anyways he confronts her and goes through her phone and turns out she's been banging her ex probably for the whole 3 years they been together.

Fat ugly bitch too, the fukin cheek of it like.

Anyway
Up the toon

Had some grim experiences on Plenty of Fish back in the day. Used to have to say I’d left something in the car after the deed was done and leg it.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Funnily enough, this was happening to my sister in law too, apparently.

She was with some fella for a while and according to her he was cheating on her the entire time

She's estranged from her family and also, in my professional opinion, a lying narcissist so I think it's bollocks.

She's a boring **** though so I wouldn't blame him.

Here for her if she needs a shoulder to cry on.

 

[Welshie]

Here for her if she needs a shoulder to cry on.

She's one of them who acts superior to everyone but exclusively dates junkies so

Are you a junkie?

 

[Welshie]

Had some grim experiences on Plenty of Fish back in the day. Used to have to say I’d left something in the car after the deed was done and leg it.

Plenty of fish

That's a blast to the past

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

She's one of them who acts superior to everyone but exclusively dates junkies so

Are you a junkie?

For her I could be.

 

[Welshie]

For her I could be.

^ gods chosen people

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Plenty of fish

That's a blast to the past

Just the worst filth imaginable mostly. Met my ex on there but that was pre-Tinder, Hinge etc.

 

[Sucky]

She's one of them who acts superior to everyone but exclusively dates junkies so

Are you a junkie?

I am.

But I'm taken.

Unless she's buff buff

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

^ gods chosen people

Jewish QPR fan. I’m having all the luck right now.

 

[Sucky]

Plenty of fish

That's a blast to the past

Hes probably got an AOL email address still

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Hes probably got an AOL email address still

It was something like [email protected] but not that.

 

[Sucky]

It was something like [email protected] but not that.

The mate im talking about his email is [email protected]

Genuinely

Dont anyone email him Yeh.

Ta

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

The mate im talking about his email is [email protected]

Genuinely

Dont anyone email him Yeh.

Ta

Good shabbos to him then.

 

[Welshie]

I am.

But I'm taken.

Unless she's buff buff

She's alright

When I first met her I thought "oo" she was quite fit. But she's aging poorly, my mate thought she was peng but he'd **** a glove if it was tight enough.

We had a family meal once and she brought this fella she was dating, he was quiet as a mouse but looked normal.

Part from his hands, shaking like a leaf.

Just turned to my girlfriend like "yo, how longs she been dating the actual drug addict there?"

Didn't last long

Family drama is the best tbf

 

[Saf]

Couple of changes for Sunderland and Newcastle have put their strongest team out. Interesting…. I’ll go 0-5.

 

[Fox Mulder]

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