We have some of the grandkids staying tonight, may you never lose the feeling that you need to scan the sky for Santa on Christmas eve , oh and leave him a double brandy , mince pie and a carrot for the reindeer

We have some of the grandkids staying tonight, may you never lose the feeling that you need to scan the sky for Santa on Christmas eve , oh and leave him a double brandy , mince pie and a carrot for the reindeer



Merry Christmas to all Spurs, everywhere and special wishes to those on this forum!
I hope your loved ones are safe and well and your presents are all that you would hope for. Personally, I've already had mine...as I sit in front of a repeat of Whitehouse & Mortimer Go Fishing, in my bulky pee pants, cancer free!![]()
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Fantastic news mate
But the image of you in pee pants will haunt my dreams tonight![]()
I've very little dignity left...but unlike my brother, I left the hospital on my 2 feet with a life ahead of me. Dignity is overrated. Keeping breathing is everything

I don't like to support drink driving, so save the brandy for myselfWe have some of the grandkids staying tonight, may you never lose the feeling that you need to scan the sky for Santa on Christmas eve , oh and leave him a double brandy , mince pie and a carrot for the reindeer

All the best for '24, PSMerry Christmas everyone! I am another who has had a worrying year as my wife had a tumour on her optic nerve which required a 10 hour surgery via craniotomy to remove it. She made a great recovery and it was non cancerous so all should be well.
....and to put up with last few years of pain and anguish inflicted by our favourite team!Mrs B'd had a mini stroke and been operated on for cervical cancer. Those were far more upsetting than anything I've been through. Thankfully, neither of my girls have been severely ill. I would really struggle with that.
In the last 10 years, I've had 2 spinal surgeries, nearly died of an infection following a minor op, got a serious blood condition and had cancer. Mrs B has to put up with so much.
Seriously though, mate - you're due a break! Wishing you all the best 

Merry Christmas everyone! I am another who has had a worrying year as my wife had a tumour on her optic nerve which required a 10 hour surgery via craniotomy to remove it. She made a great recovery and it was non cancerous so all should be well.
...in his inflatable Santa suit...
Anyone who has seen An Audience with Billy Conolly knows how that goes.I've very little dignity left...but unlike my brother, I left the hospital on my 2 feet with a life ahead of me. Dignity is overrated. Keeping breathing is everything
Anyone who has seen An Audience with Billy Conolly knows how that goes.
.....pant wettingly funny......