January 2024 transfer window

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

Is Chair at QPR worth a punt. Seemed to be their stand out player. Can he play on the right, can he make Messi looks***e?

Will be difficult to persuade him to leave QPR. He's become a part of the furniture there.

 

[tiggermaster]

Will be difficult to persuade him to leave QPR. He's become a part of the furniture there.

And he keeps team meetings on track..

 

[Lovelocum]

Is Chair at QPR worth a punt. Seemed to be their stand out player. Can he play on the right, can he make Messi looks***e?

No, he’s not what I would call an upstanding young man.

 

[San Tejón]

I won’t apologise for my puns, said Noah Fence

 

[StJabbo1]

Is Chair at QPR worth a punt. Seemed to be their stand out player. Can he play on the right, can he make Messi looks***e?

We'd have to tread chairfully with him.

 

[milton archer]

Sofa we haven't tabled an interest in him...

 

[saintlyhero]

Sofa we haven't tabled an interest in him...

this rumour doesn’t appear to have any legs

 

[Gregm1988]

The window is not even open yet and the puns are out in full force! And not even about a player we are actually linked with - just one who played well against us in a position we need

 

[thereisonlyoneno7]

The window is not even open yet and the puns are out in full force! And not even about a player we are actually linked with - just one who played well against us in a position we need

Are you sitting comfortably. Get ready for the window.

 

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

this rumour doesn’t appear to have any legs

But it has arms.

 

[SaintInKuwait]

Haven’t had anyone consistently good on that side since Nathanial reClyner. Sofa-an Boufal and Shane Lounger had their moments in the role. Nathan Tella-vision table never really got his chance either.

 

[Gregm1988]

Haven’t had anyone consistently good on that side since Nathanial reClyner. Sofa-an Boufal and Shane Lounger had their moments in the role. Nathan Tella-vision table never really got his chance either.

You see this it where the puns go too far
Because Boufal pretty much never had his moments!

 

[oldstocktonsaint]

Is Chair at QPR worth a punt. Seemed to be their stand out player. Can he play on the right, can he make Messi looks***e?

Well, that’s the last time I ask a sensible question. I wasn’t trying to start a pun fest. Good job I didn’t ask it tomorrow, the language would be choice after a few libations.

 

[Gregm1988]

Well, that’s the last time I ask a sensible question. I wasn’t trying to start a pun fest. Good job I didn’t ask it tomorrow, the language would be choice after a few libations.

Unfortunately some names are easy pickings for puns!

 

[thereisonlyoneno7]

Yeah at least we havent started the fish puns.....

 

[San Tejón]

Is this the right place for the Christmas cracker joke interview?

 

[Gregm1988]

Is this the right place for the Christmas cracker joke interview?

This is the assessment centre you must get through first

 

[AberdeenSaint]

Yeah at least we havent started the fish puns.....

.....or cheese.

 

[SaintMarv]

.....or cheese.

I don't give Edam what puns we use.

 

[thereisonlyoneno7]

.....or cheese.

Those are for after Xmas dinner

EDIT: We'll have the full backing of the cheese board then