A good ride?

what makes a woman a good ride?

For the ladies and tobsters, to show we are all PC on here

what makes a fella a good ride?

and yes I mean **** for those who are thinking about be smart arses

 

what is this pish?

 

sorry pal I missed an ethnic? group

for the virgins

what do you think constitutes a good ****

 

Knowing what she is doing usually helps, birds that have got flexible hips are a brilliant ride usually though.

 

It's called desperation.

 

ER will never forget his 21st birthday, it was the same day as the first airing of this corking cartoon

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missed an ethnic group. what does that mean?

 

Is virgin not an ethnicity?

 

aye okay.

 

If they are tighter than a mouse's ear hole.

 

small cock?

 

Long but very thin

 

It needs to hit the sides, so I'm out

 

like a dogs lipstick?

 

I wear 3 extra safe condoms to build up the girf

 

you'd need to wrap it in a newspaper for me to feel it.

I'm jsut getting that in before ER does.

 

Newspaper is very thick. It's, err, paper thin.

 

Yeah, I suppose. I'll pm pics

 

I meant a rolled up newspaper