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GF, aka Lady Geek Geek says that you are talking through your fundament and, unless you are a member of either His Majesty's security services or Special Branch you cannae do that. Anyway, I'm currently in the Jan Brito hostelry in Bruges. Put that in your Kustardy pipe and smoke it!
Your imaginary friend is telling you porkies.
But you have a way of proving you're not fantasising on this occasion, as there's a web cam just a few minutes walk from you, so you can flash your phone torch a few times to prove it's you.
You won't of course, you'll make up some lame excuse about not needing to and having other commitments or some such weaselry.
https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/belgique/flandres/bruges/markt.html
Your IQ says you dont know what a woman is.

Your imaginary friend is telling you porkies.
But you have a way of proving you're not fantasising on this occasion, as there's a web cam just a few minutes walk from you, so you can flash your phone torch a few times to prove it's you.
You won't of course, you'll make up some lame excuse about not needing to and having other commitments or some such weaselry.
https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/belgique/flandres/bruges/markt.html
I have absolutely no idea how to turn my phone torch on. You are conversing with someone who paid thirty quid in Currys fir a very basic Alcatraz. It sends texts, does what is an app? And, if I concentrate enough, I can get the football scores. Technology, Schnechnology!