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Perhaps I should have posted this on the politics thread. It could lead to the war of the worlds.
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20231020-seven-surprising-things-we-now-know-about-aliens
Sound science.
"In 1998, scientists in Australia's Parke's Observatory in New South Wales discovered strange radio bursts just a few milliseconds long which were detected over several weeks. Strangely, they only seemed to occur during office hours on weekdays.

Then in 2015, scientists managed to trace the source. The culprit was the observatory's microwave."
 
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Aasarrrggghh

Mrs J is Pinch Punch Champion ….

will I ever hear the end of it

Mrs No7 got all excited and pinch punched me at 11:20pm last night. She kept saying that she has won as she did it before me. I said that it isn't until 12am, but no, she was adamant that 'she thought of it first' so was the winner.

We were in bed sleeping at 12am...but I stirred at 12:40am and pinched her.

"What was that for?!!!"
"Pinch punch, first day of the month"
"Idiot"
 
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double..?

'What's that..?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - really excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'My Lucky Night’,

So I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake"..?