Off Topic Long Service Awards

[tigers1970]

5 years ....**** all
10 years...**** all
15 years...**** all
20 years..**** all
25 years...**** all
30 years..**** all
35 years....the sack

 

[What? A full dog?]

Are you a politician?

Can’t be, it’s missing a couple of zeros

 

[Chesh1recat]

Just look at what these bludging drongos get(in law, not just particular company).
https://www.industrialrelations.nsw...ll-time, part,each additional 5 years service.

 

[springtiger]

5 yrs = £500
10 = £1000
15 =£1500

Keeps going up £500 every 5yrs etc.

We give extra holiday days every couple of years. Once you've been there 10yrs you get 50 days a year ( you can sell long service days back if you want each year )

Lump sum on retirement depending on years service.

Tbf all that is on top of absolutely fantastic company benefits as well.

You work for Father Christmas I
I win

 

[Howdentiger2]

Are you a politician?

Well......

 

[Edelman]

We allow employees to buy shares, dividend every quarter and aim to double share price every 5yrs.

Which company is this is it one of the big ones ?

 

[originallambrettaman]

I can't believe there's so many **** employers out there, all my staff got £500-1,000 each every Christmas, just for making it to the end of the year.

 

[originallambrettaman]

I see Rosie is now the 12th longest serving manager in the Championship and he's not been managing us for a year yet.

One more Championship manager sacking and half the managers from last season will have gone.

At least they don't have to worry about any long service awards.

 

[tigers1970]

I can't believe there's so many **** employers out there, all my staff got £500-1,000 each every Christmas, just for making it to the end of the year.

Any jobs going!!!!!

 

[originallambrettaman]

Any jobs going!!!!!

No, I got rid of all my staff.


















They were costing me too much at Christmas...

 

[Ric Glasgow]

No, I got rid of all my staff.


















They were costing me too much at Christmas...

Less overheads=cheaper Trojan Polo's....?

Haven't seen any evidence of that as yet.

 

[Evington]

30 years self employed.
Never missed a day trhough illness.
Never late
Never took a tea break or lunch break.
No holiday pay.
No pension.
Long service award?
Your having a laugh.

Yeah but think of the tax breaks

 

[Evington]

Cup of tea (coffee if preferred) a biscuit and a meet up with previous employees who had the benefit of better pension schemes and pay offs.

I'm not bitter. And neither was the coffee. It was the recognition I craved (****ing bollocks).

 

[originallambrettaman]

Less overheads=cheaper Trojan Polo's....?

Haven't seen any evidence of that as yet.

If I was still paying all the staff I had then, my prices would have to more than double to cover their wages, it's a different world now.

 

[Heimdallr]

If you've got a job where you're replaceable, like 90% of us, you generally get **** all.

 

[Trumpton Tiger.]

Yeah but think of the tax breaks

. Encouraged by Maggie in her day but the benefits of self employment have been gradually whittled away by a succession of Governments since. Nice to be your own boss of course but believe me you pay a huge price for it in later life.

 

[Kalman]

Just curious as to what your employer offers in terms of Long Service awards

Mine hasn't changed the award in all the time I've worked there

10 years £100
15 years £150
20 years £200 etc

I think it's pretty poor

At my work you get a paperweight for 10 years. Cleaner got a tea towel for 20 years.

 

[cheshireles]

I can't believe there's so many **** employers out there, all my staff got £500-1,000 each every Christmas, just for making it to the end of the year.

Is that because you tend to rub people up the wrong way Lambo?

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

At my work you get a paperweight for 10 years. Cleaner got a tea towel for 20 years.

That’s why I’ve always stolen from my employers
**** em

 

[Kalman]

That’s why I’ve always stolen from my employers
**** em

Think if you manage 30 years at my place you get put out your misery and euthanised as a reward.