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Off Topic Long Service Awards

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by kccircle, Oct 19, 2023.

  1. tigers1970

    tigers1970 Well-Known Member

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    5 years ....**** all
    10 years...**** all
    15 years...**** all
    20 years..**** all
    25 years...**** all
    30 years..**** all
    35 years....the sack
     
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  2. What? A full dog?

    What? A full dog? Well-Known Member

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    Can’t be, it’s missing a couple of zeros
     
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  3. Chesh1recat

    Chesh1recat Well-Known Member

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  4. springtiger

    springtiger Well-Known Member

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    You work for Father Christmas I
    I win
     
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  5. Howdentiger2

    Howdentiger2 Well-Known Member

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    Well......
     
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  6. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Which company is this is it one of the big ones ?
     
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  7. originallambrettaman

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    I can't believe there's so many **** employers out there, all my staff got £500-1,000 each every Christmas, just for making it to the end of the year. <laugh>
     
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  8. originallambrettaman

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    I see Rosie is now the 12th longest serving manager in the Championship and he's not been managing us for a year yet.

    One more Championship manager sacking and half the managers from last season will have gone.

    At least they don't have to worry about any long service awards.
     
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  9. tigers1970

    tigers1970 Well-Known Member

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    Any jobs going!!!!!
     
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  10. originallambrettaman

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    No, I got rid of all my staff.


















    They were costing me too much at Christmas...
     
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  11. Ric Glasgow

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    Less overheads=cheaper Trojan Polo's....?

    Haven't seen any evidence of that as yet.
     
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  12. Evington

    Evington Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but think of the tax breaks
     
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  13. Evington

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    Cup of tea (coffee if preferred) a biscuit and a meet up with previous employees who had the benefit of better pension schemes and pay offs.

    I'm not bitter. And neither was the coffee. It was the recognition I craved (****ing bollocks).
     
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  14. originallambrettaman

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    If I was still paying all the staff I had then, my prices would have to more than double to cover their wages, it's a different world now.
     
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  15. Heimdallr

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    If you've got a job where you're replaceable, like 90% of us, you generally get **** all.
     
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  16. Trumpton Tiger.

    Trumpton Tiger. Well-Known Member

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    . Encouraged by Maggie in her day but the benefits of self employment have been gradually whittled away by a succession of Governments since. Nice to be your own boss of course but believe me you pay a huge price for it in later life.
     
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  17. Kalman

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    At my work you get a paperweight for 10 years. Cleaner got a tea towel for 20 years.
     
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    Is that because you tend to rub people up the wrong way Lambo? <laugh>
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    That’s why I’ve always stolen from my employers
    **** em
     
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  20. Kalman

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    Think if you manage 30 years at my place you get put out your misery and euthanised as a reward.
     
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