Transfer Rumours Summer '23 Transfer Thread

My only hope is we see a flurry of announcements at once because it is taking longer than I heard it would

 

Careful. Some might accuse you of pissing your pants or crying.

 

My missus said she thought it was quicker than it should be.

 

Good luck with that.

The schools will all be closed due to concrete panic.

 

You seem to have a weirdly thin skin sometimes.

 

I keep seeing €2m loan fee with €4m option. So £1.7m guaranteed and potentially £5m if they take up the option

 

Didn't the owner say top 10 expectation with hopefully a playoff challenge this season in his last interview?

Pretty sure he realises it's going to take time to be a top 2/3 condender.

 

He's the one who uses that phrase most often

 

That's like half this board, mate, yourself included.

 

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Not when it comes to unrelated posts discussing the timing of signings being announced. Nice deflection though.

 

Aaah! High levels of ****icity with this post.

 

Only this one?

 

Okay, mate

 

Says you hahaha

 

Oh it's you.

 

Appears irony bypass operations are available in Australia.

 

I could toy with you all day pal you are weak as piss but I know you got upset last time and requested I leave you alone.

 

Most of the bilge he posts is just ****y but this had increased levels. I'm expecting cataclysmic levels by 23:00...

Or ****aclysmic?