Transfer Rumours Summer '23 Transfer Thread

I’m sick of writing quality chants for ****ers not coming here. No more slick wordsmithery until they’re wearing our shirt. Now I know how Bernie Taupin felt when him and Elton split up.

 

Best songs are earned over time.

I mean who'd have known Jimmy Graham had no hair before we saw him in the shirt?

 

The transfer window ends on 31 Aug I believe, not today, perhaps we should reserve surly comments for after the window closes and our business is done, be it good or bad.

 

I'm getting confused again with all these % comparisons mentioned. What I want to know is does Domestos kill 99% of all household germs, or not?

 

There's a 1% chance it doesn't.

 

100% chance that it or an equivalent would wipe out covid according to Donald J Trump, scientist extraordinaire.

 

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valid point. When Jimmy Graham first signed, we absolutely DID care that he was follically challenged. Only after we got to know, and indeed love him, did we stop caring

 

Looks like Swansea have pulled out the Davis race. I imagine there’s other internet, but hopefully leaves us as favourites

 

Unfortunately it doesn't, late Comer to the party looks to have offered more the. Us and Swansea

 

Is it Luton?

 

Cardiff

‘They’ say

 

Ends on 1st September at 23:59 I believe

 

So we are sloppy seconds!!!!!

 

Only page one worth a looking at all the rest is banter

 

Where’s that come from?

 

Can't Cardiff only do loans and frees?

 

23:00

 

You mean we might lose him to the dark Web cos they offer him more bitcoins or something ?

 

Yeah, but don't you need to inject bleach directly into your blood supply for that?

Might have saved a lot of bother over the pond if his followers followed his advice.

I mean it's gotta be safer than the vaccine right?

 

1st September 11pm