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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    His professional career didnt start at 7.
    But he has been wearing the same jersey since 7, so it has to be odd wearing a Man United kit all of a sudden when he has only known one thing.
    He was probably worried about whether he'd get ass ****ed by Mason Greenwood in the changing rooms, Shawshank Style, and so couldnt concentrate on the game :bandit:
     
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    Pretty sure if I moved to a competitor after doing a few years at my current company and on my first day did a massive **** on the MD’s desk I couldn’t just say it’s a bit weird working here for the first time.
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    You could if you worked in the scat pr0n industry. <whistle>

    I dont think Mount not grabbing a goal or assist on debut amounts to taking a **** on the MD's desk tho, to be fair.
     
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    Southgate would probably eat it if he did.
     
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    Millions of kids have been wearing a football shirt since the age of 7, normally by the age of 24 though they've grown out of pretending to be a world class footballer.
     
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  6. Bodinki

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    Unless they grow up to become professional premier league footballers.................<laugh>
     
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    What this fails to see is that Fernandes, the captain, was also ****e. Casemiro, about a stone heavier than when he went away for the summer, was ****e.

    These are his midfield team mates who are established, yet the focus is on a bloke playing his debut who got ****ed over on the pitch by his senior peers, just because he cost a few quid.

    To judge this on one game is utterly ridiculous to be absolutely honest.

    If he's still not cutting it by Christmas then fair enough, but he needs a few games under his belt before I decide he's a #failure. (TM @Sucky not606)
     
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    Okay but we can we judge him on his time at Vitesse, Derby and Chelsea? That’s what I done and he’s always looked bang average.
     
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    Had a little LOL at this one...

     
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    You'll base it on how many goals he scores compared to your centre forward, bound to be a failure.
     
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    LOL The Football league have docked Reading another point!
    When are they gonna leave Reading the **** alone.
    Yes they ****ed up their finances but can they just dock some points and leave it at that.
    I swear they are just sat round bored in the office.
    "sigh* Im bored, what you guys wanna do?"
    "Erm.....dunno, its been a few weeks since we docked some points off Reading.....wanna do that again?"
    "A'ight"
     
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    <laugh>

    I am now:bandit:
     
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    Hearing in October you say.

    will be before or after city/Chelsea? Seems strange club is spending with all this hanging over.
     
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    <whistle>
     
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    I blame Ahab ... obsessed **** ...
     
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    He's certainly not as hard as his sister ...<whistle>
     
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    Nooooice editing.

    but I did always say with Tobes that Moshiri and Usmanov were only in it for Stadium/dock development.

    some American investors coming in…..touchdown!
     
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    he had always said his sister is better technically than loads of PL footballers.
     
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    Just gets s bit confused when a teammate yells "Put your foot on it... "
     
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