Hilarious Jokes

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What does a man with a 12 inch willy have for breakfast?

[HASHTAG]#st anus flowered as coon readied whopper[/HASHTAG]

 

[pompeymeowth]

[HASHTAG]#st anus flowered as coon readied whopper[/HASHTAG]

Close, but the correct answer is, today Gambol had tea and a wafer.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Monny tags are my faves

 

[stopmeandslapme]

What does a man with a 12 inch willy have for breakfast?

By a process of logical deduction I’m guessing two bowls of muesli.

 

[Archers Road]

By a process of logical deduction I’m guessing two bowls of muesli.

Three Shredded Wheat iirc

 

[monacoger]

Monny tags are my faves

Cheers, mate

 

[FosseFilberto]

I often confuse Americans and Canadians ... by using long words..

 

[monacoger]

I often confuse Americans and Canadians ... by using long words..

 

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[pompeymeowth]

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Stick a pint glass up his anus

 

[HRH Custard VC]

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[Easter Road 1980]

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Get one quick before some mopey scouse ****wit nicks them.

 

[DMD]

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Can you imagine if they'd used a BAME kid for that funny image. The bobble hatted gammons on here would be melting.

 

[pompeymeowth]

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I can't read the small print on the box.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

I can't read the small print on the box.

Oh well, probably best for all concerned if you just end yourself

 

[pompeymeowth]

Oh well, probably best for all concerned if you just end yourself

Shut up you old poop

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I might be a bit pissed but the first thing that came to mind was that it would be useful for tracking one’s toddler. When out shopping.

 

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[stopmeandslapme]

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Which football team do you follow Kusturd?

 

[Saf]

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?


You rocket!