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  1. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    Aren't you dead yet?
     
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  2. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    Agree it really needs to be done somewhat ruthlessly.
     
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  3. boxheed

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    The trick I find hard is to make it look like an “ accident”
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    You were triggered.

    You reacted to being wrong I laughed at you... you're trying to use mental gymnastics.

    G7Bn.gif
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    I'm going to outlive the lot of you unfortunately
     
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  6. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    Alright Olga.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    Who's olga?
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I plan to leave some mustard chino fibres and a purple dildo next to the body, hence also framing Chippy (and all of his sock accounts) in the process. Kill 43 birds with 1 stone.
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    Miss 44 birds.
     
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  10. Charlie Dogscock

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    I think it's more likely the other way - ie they'll just be a load of guys drinking in the pub and forgetting about the internet, and you'll turn up armed with your screenshots and records of arguments for the last 5 years, along with an arsenal of knuckle dusters, flick knives and numchucks.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    I'll need a crane to win a thumb war vs obi.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    So who on here writes for The Mag?

    https://www.themag.co.uk/2023/07/ve...g-should-sell-instead-of-allan-saint-maximin/

    This looks very familiar...

    "I saw some… interesting opinions online, amongst them was this one…"

    ‘Instead of Maxi for £30m, why wouldn’t we get rid of the deadwood below for the same amount (plus more wages off the books)?:

    Lacelles – £7.5m
    Fraser – £7.5m
    Darlow – £5m
    Hayden – £4m
    Hendrick – £3m
    Gillespie – £3m’
     
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  13. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Wtf that is almost exactly what I wrote last week!

    Plagiarism! Come on which one of you owes me a cut of your fee?
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Exactly!
     
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  15. G4rdToonArmy

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    If you are going to steal my genius please do so in full, in future!

     
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  16. FadgewackeR

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    Probably one of the most famous Gymnasts of all time.
    Young, Russian, brilliant, militarily trained, and it subsequently became known that she was raped and sexually abused by her coach.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_Korbut
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    Penfold would beat her
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Summary?
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    Hmm, I'd say it's it's quite mixed, part sun but also part cloudy. <cheers>
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

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    From BBC, Pierre and Ben are ****tards

    Pierre: I think Saint-Maximin should stay and be given the chance to play in the Champions League. He's the type of flair player that could thrive in that competition, so I'd be excited to see what he can do.

    Neil: The FFP regulations dictate what the club can and can’t do, and it's obvious we need to sell to buy. The squad players Howe might want to move on aren’t attracting any interest, apart from tentative loan enquiries, so realistically he may be forced to let someone go who he'd prefer to keep.

    Ben: Selling ASM would be the first big mistake since the takeover. Yes, he had a poor injury-hit season, and took time adapting to Howe, but players do that (Rashford and Grealish). He kept the club up almost single-handedly at times, and can produce brilliance few of our players can match. He should be with us for the Champions League.

    Adam: I think there's a few names that could be offloaded before we need to shift ASM. There's players in the Newcastle squad that I can't see getting any real game time like Hendrick, Fraser, Ritchie, Krafth, Dummett - and at least one of our five goalkeepers. They all deserve to be getting regular football.

    Keith: Any attacking player has to contribute to our goal count. That hasn’t happened yet and I don’t see it happening with Saint-Maximin. He also causes frustration amongst his team-mates with his head-down running and lack of vision. It’s time for him to go.
     
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