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  1. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Schpoobs.
     
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    I Wonder if he's got a current account
    Boom boom.
     
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    Fancy getting a light bulb stuck up his clacka.
    That’ll teach him for not moving with the times and trying user friendly L.E.D’s.
     
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    Do you think he meant t’fill himself with filament?
     
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    Rich ****ers....

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    Says the Welsh man who played a Norwegian in Peer Gynt, An Austrian Mozart, Brian Clough from Middlesbrough, Roman Emperor Caligula, English man David Frost, Tony Blair, many times, American gynaecologist William Masters and David Sherborne KC from England.


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  12. Steelmonkey

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    ****s sake....

    Dead' woman found breathing in coffin
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    IMAGE SOURCE,PHILIPPE LISSAC/GODONG
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    File photo of a coffin
    By Laura Gozzi
    BBC News

    Mourners at the wake of an elderly Ecuadorean woman were startled to discover she was still alive.

    A hospital doctor in the city of Babahoyo declared Bella Montoya, 76, dead following a suspected stroke.

    She was placed in a coffin and taken to a funeral parlour, where relatives held a vigil before her planned burial.

    When, after almost five hours, they opened the coffin to change her clothes ahead of the funeral, the woman gasped for air.
     
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    Brown bread now...

    Woman who knocked on coffin at her funeral dies after week in hospital
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    An Ecuadorean woman has died days after mourners at her funeral were shocked to find her alive in her coffin.

    Bella Montoya, 76, was first declared dead by a doctor at a hospital in the city of Babahoyo last week.

    But when mourners attending her wake heard her knocking on her coffin, she was immediately rushed back to the same hospital for treatment.

    After seven days in intensive care, Ecuador's health ministry confirmed she died on Friday from an ischemic stroke.

    The ministry's statement added that she had remained under "permanent surveillance" while at the hospital.

    Speaking to a local newspaper, her son,Gilbert Barbera said, "This time my mother really did die. My life will not be the same."

    Following her death on 16 June, Ms Montoya was taken back to the same funeral home ahead of her burial at a public cemetery, local media is reporting.

    Local media reported Ms Montaya had a condition called catalepsy - where a person experiences seizure, loss of consciousness, and the body becomes rigid.

    A commission of experts has been assembled by the Ecuadorian health ministry to review her case.

    Ms Montoya was placed in a coffin and taken to the funeral parlour in Babahoyo, south-west of capital Quito, after being declared dead on 9 June.

    But after almost five hours inside, the woman gasped for air after her relatives opened the coffin to change her clothes for the funeral.

    Minutes later, she was stretchered out by fire fighters and transferred back to the same hospital.
     
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    Seems like the titanic has claimed another five lives
     
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    I saw that report this morning…..…****ing horrible ****s. The woman who got done for it here looked so “normal”.
     
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    Seen it all now…….

    Please tell me this is not really happening.
    I said, please!


    Australia Defence Force captain now allowed to wear female uniform


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