Transfer Rumours Summer Transfer Window 2023

Ramos to PSG there's another one off the list

 

We have Gordon

 

Hmmm yes

Newcastle are going to have to sell to buy now so apparently so I guess a striker is out the question.

Barnes for max and some wheeling a dealing for a left back and cb seems the best we can hope for now.

 

I want Chiesa

 

I think we can rule that out.. he's a very expensive player and his knee is a ticking time bomb. I have concluded there is absolutely no chance of that player coming and the same applies for Diaby just on the fee alone.

 

If Chiesa's ACL is a ticking time bomb of the knee then Tierney' previous broken knee's are nuclear warheads

 

I don't think newcastle sign either but 50 million chiesa ? Nah can't see it.

 

All I know is if we can pop over to Milan and sign Tonali but can't even negotiate with Leicester for Barnes, we have some issues

 

Flash news.

Gordon we only have 14 hours to save the season.

 

Animal !!!

 

Moron.

 

I haven’t got any more…..and my names not Ron ??

 

I've just seen there's a way of making a mouse transparent, so there is a way to see a mouses brain struggle.

 

Did you insert the camera through your ear or up your nose?

 

Not necessary.


I just copied it and pasted it.

 

Personal terms agreed with Axel Disasi as well as Harvey Barnes now, apparently. Just need to agree terms with their respective clubs.

 

Source or sources?