Off Topic Cricket Thread

At last all out, now how are England going to approach this, plenty time & no need for rash strokes

 

It's fear of England chasing this down, albeit a very slim chance !

 

Have you watched any of the last year lol ? Of course we're gonna play rash shots !

 

Yes I get that, but I'm presuming that they have medical advice that, as he's already out of the series, he can't make it significantly worse.

 

OK let's play.

At end of play today where do we think we'll be?

I'm going for 116-4

 

Surely they have, be beyond stupid if not

 

That won't happen Jeff.

It'll be an onslaught.

 

Certainly have & they’ve no need to play kamikaze hooks like first innings

 

Going hopeful. 121-1

 

Agreed, but they will ! It's a macho thing and we refuse to show weakness in the face of obvious self destruction

 

Hope he’s put himself out for 12 weeks now the knob

 

130-2

 

If they go short stuff immediately and we refuse to play, itt could be 10-0 at the close lol

 

Hey, I enjoyed watching those Muppets. Just wondering whether those to whom you refer, resemble the aforementioned in any way.

 

If we deploy those tactics in next match, Wood and Stokes might both be ended permanently

 

131-0

 

If we win by less than 15 runs, then that'll be a donkey with a big dick, who'll go down in history in the same vein as the legendary Simpson's donkey!

 

But maybe a little rash ...Stokes!

 

I love seeing that drone footage on Sky. Reminds me of when I was there and had a day at being upperclass and in with the toffs.
They did a bloody good curry

 

I bet you dont…how much we having ?