You wouldnt get me on a paddle board a metre from the shore , let alone going in a submarine!
You wouldnt get me on a paddle board a metre from the shore , let alone going in a submarine!
Another money saving tip from No7. If you are struggling to justify a holiday and want your friends to think you are going abroad.
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Here is mine genuinely right now, just waiting to start to taxi
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Wow, that's a really lifelike detergent bottle. Adding the TUI label was a good touch too.
…..just landed.Funny thing is Tom Selleck got the part of Indiana Jones but CBs said no because of his Magnum commitment'sYou must log in or register to see images
Anybody see Elton John at Glasto? Some going at 76
Anybody see Elton John at Glasto? Some going at 76
Yeah, Elton looking good at 76 even though a little bit chubbier.
Goodbye normal jeans.
I might be on my own here but 76 year old Elton John headlining Glastonbury does nothing for me. As a true Saints fan, I would be leaving early to "beat the rush" if that was the best they could come up with. I know there are loads to choose from and I won't have heard of most of them but headliners such as Elton John (76), Paul McCartney (81), Kylie (55) Debby Harry (77) and Jeremy Corbyn (74) makes you think that present day superstars are a bit thin on the ground.
So the question is, is it worth it?
I've heard people say it's all about the event and the fact that tickets are sold out before the line up is even announced seems to bear that out. But Rick Astley? Ffs.
When you consider that the 1970 Isle of Wight festival included Super Tramp, Groundhogs, Rory Gallagher, Chicago, Procol Harum, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Miles Davis, Ten Years After, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The Doors, The Who, Sly and the Family Stone, Free, Moody Blues, Jethro Tull, Joan Baez, Ritchie Havens and Jimi Hendrix, a who's who (not The Who) of the world's best bands over the five days, at one event! Well, THAT was a festival and what a time to be alive man.
I'm sure they could do a turn now if they hadn't all died at 27. (Youngsters will have to look that up).
Ah. A discussion I was having just earlier. The trouble is, and for all the moans about GnR, Elton, Blondie etc “not sounding like they used to” (who would have thought), because of the way music is consumed these days, the potential for new superstars of that ilk is severely diminishing. It’s eating itself.
You would obviously know more about the current music scene than me but I was just bemoaning the fact that the headliners are over 70! It's not just that I would expect mostly young audiences to want more contemporary performers but as you say, the old fogeys have quite often lost it. Surely there are younger performers who could take that role on? My view is that festivals should be by the young, for the young. If old rockers (like me) want to experience modern festivals they should expect modern music. We've had our day.
Those names I listed from the IoW were mostly under 30 at the time (Leonard Cohen was an ancient 36).
Explain if you would, because of how music today is consumed it stops artists becoming superstars.