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Right

we have a lot of money these days, a LOT.

So can anyone explain why we still employ a man to do interviews when he has a lisp?
 
Sky saying they expect things to happen fast now this

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I hate the two interviewers.... one really licks arse.sixthsmith I believe

Interviewers for a club internally will always lick arse, but if they could talk without a ****ing lisp of all things.

What's next, a commentator with a stutter?
 
These targets are insane though.

If, IF, we were to get the likes of Tonali, Szoboszlai, Chiesa and Hernandez, then we'd not be far off from having a teuly world class starting 11, with strong back up on the bench.

Is this really Newcastle?

Sorry Obi but not to put a dampener on your optimism but none of those players are world class. Good players, but not one of them woukd get close to a world 11

Tonali is a good young player that could develop. Or coukd be the next aqualani and struggle to meet the pace of them prem (shevchenko, crespo always struggled moving from Italy to prem).

chiesa has had a shocking injury at Juve and dropped off a cliff. Before that was a good player, remains to be seen if can hit those heights again.

Szobo again, good young player. Could develop into very good.
 
Sorry Obi but not to put a dampener on your optimism but none of those players are world class. Good players, but not one of them woukd get close to a world 11

Tonali is a good young player that could develop. Or coukd be the next aqualani and struggle to meet the pace of them prem (shevchenko, crespo always struggled moving from Italy to prem).

chiesa has had a shocking injury at Juve and dropped off a cliff. Before that was a good player, remains to be seen if can hit those heights again.

Szobo again, good young player. Could develop into very good.

Fair wnough. But 'world class' doesn't have to mean getting into THE world 11. There are plenty of world class players who wouldn't make a first 11.

Likewise, would Liverpool have any in a World 11 right now? Maybe Van Dijk a couple of yers ago, but injuries seem to have impacted his game.

But as you pointed out, the players we are targetting all have age on their side and the chance to further develop, despite being internationals already.
 
Sorry Obi but not to put a dampener on your optimism but none of those players are world class. Good players, but not one of them woukd get close to a world 11

Tonali is a good young player that could develop. Or coukd be the next aqualani and struggle to meet the pace of them prem (shevchenko, crespo always struggled moving from Italy to prem).

chiesa has had a shocking injury at Juve and dropped off a cliff. Before that was a good player, remains to be seen if can hit those heights again.

Szobo again, good young player. Could develop into very good.

They may not be world class players (yet) but what we’re building is a world class team with years of development also. Slowly but surely.

It’s like your lot.. Fabinho, Matip, Robertson, Nunez aren’t world class individuals but have obviously been such a huge part of a great team over the last few years minus Nunez. I mean Joe Gomez?

We don’t want the Neymar type players. No one can deny that a team with Isak, Trippier, Botman, Bruno, Isak, Tonali, Joelinton isn’t going players. 3 or 4 good players as you put it and our team will be going places, I mean **** we already are. & yes I put Isak twice cause he’s just ****ing great ain’t he.

We can’t wait mate. Worlds our oyster.
 
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We are essentially discussing one of the most basic pieces of footballing knowledge ever because some random Pool fan wanted to **** on Obi's parade.

Ye, new signings sometimes don't work out. I am sure Biscan will use Aquilani as an excuse or another random flop to justify such a bland and boring point to make.

Michael Owen had a parade of nations for him when he signed for us and he was ****ing ****e. We get it.
 
Sorry Obi but not to put a dampener on your optimism but none of those players are world class. Good players, but not one of them woukd get close to a world 11

Tonali is a good young player that could develop. Or coukd be the next aqualani and struggle to meet the pace of them prem (shevchenko, crespo always struggled moving from Italy to prem).

chiesa has had a shocking injury at Juve and dropped off a cliff. Before that was a good player, remains to be seen if can hit those heights again.

Szobo again, good young player. Could develop into very good.


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We are essentially discussing one of the most basic pieces of footballing knowledge ever because some random Pool fan wanted to **** on Obi's parade.

Ye, new signings sometimes don't work out. I am sure Biscan will use Aquilani as an excuse or another random flop to justify such a bland and boring point to make.
To be fair mate I just enjoy expressing how the worlds our oyster. I will type this all day every day as it just gives me a huge ****ing rock on.
 
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No matter what newcastle do the outsiders will try telling themselves whatever ****e they need to try and convince themselves it's nothing to worry about.
 
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If Liverpool signed Tonali they would be scraping buckets of cum out of the River Mersey for the next 60 years.
It’s mad, the lad they just signed from Brighton ain’t world class. “He won a World Cup” means sod all, I mean Romero and Otamendi won it man.

Good player tho, wouldn’t get into world 11.
 
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It’s mad, the lad they just signed from Brighton ain’t world class. “He won a World Cup” means sod all, I mean Romero and Otamendi won it man.

Good player tho, wouldn’t get into world 11.

He could get an injury in his first 6 months and be a flop

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