Second time I had it done I went in at 8am. Supposed to be home on crutches that day. I was last in line of course

. So go into surgery about 4. Surgeon comes round to see me about 6 and says you need to stay overnight to let epidjural work out your system. Nee bother as I was in my own private room, tele and what not. Surgeon said you need to get the night nurse to get you up every 2 hours to walk round the room, something to do with circulation (they had put some air compressed moon boot on). Nurse came and in and I told her and she said tell him to get you up every 2 hours cos when you fall over I cant pick you up

sure enough I fell on my arse and needed a porter to come. To be fair to the nurse she clocked I had no food all day and came up with a decent cheese and tomato toastie for me. I asked for a glass of red but got a look. Buggers booted me out at 7am as well with no brekkie. Definitely wasnt the full private experience. Knee has been canny since mind.