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Newcastle vs Tottenham match thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Apr 15, 2023.

  1. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Watch us drop points and everyone have a meltdown. A draw is a good result for us in this fixture, in a game where if Spurs turn up, they can easily win.

    A win for us would be amazing but a draw will do!
     
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  2. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Ref is David Coote.
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Keeps head down whilst looking for Nuclear bunker.

    So, Poster Boy, any thoughts?
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    We're ****ed
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Ohh right, COOTE, is THAT what Hung was calling him? I must have misheard.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The lack of response means that this must be the first game he has ever refereed
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Or Hung has completely imploded upon seeing who the ref will be.
     
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  8. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Cup final.
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    He was the ref for the Carabao Cup
    I said that I thought he was the best we could expect for the final -- how wrong I was
     
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  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    You should be winning this one by at least 2 goals

    we’ve got no real forward thinking quality in midfield
    we’ve got a goals against record any relegation candidate would be proud of

    and you guise are having your best season this century

    3-0 to the Toon
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    If you can have a word with your lot. I’ll have a word with ours.

    We can then send in an agreed result to the PL and avoid all the travelling that’s killing the planet. <cheers>

    Any preferences on our scorers? I’d go for Isak, Miggy and OG by Kane.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Cheers Trev, cheers Spurlock, much appreciated.<cheers><cheers>

    As for scorers, I'd quite like to see Tripps score vs his old team, plus Botman to get his first Toon goal. Then take your pick for the 3rd.
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    how about me popping up at the back post with a diving header :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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  15. ToonArmy1892

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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Just watch out for your hips going.

    Or your knees.

    Or your shoulders.

    Or...

    Tell you what, you just lay down on the floor and we'll get Bruno to play the ball in off your head. <cheers>
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    we could just use you stomach as a wall in defence
    nee one will be able to bend the ball around that <whistle>
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Better still, it can turn a defensive wall into attack by sending the ball up the other end of the pitch when it bonces off me.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    He's trying the reverse here gents

    I'll go 0-4 spurs
     
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  20. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If it’s only 3-0 I will be pretty disappointed. Although I have noticed that against the better teams you tend to go into your park the bus mode so they are narrower losses.


    I know your game mate!
     
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