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Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Everton

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  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Monday 3rd April 8pm
    Premier League
    Goodison Park​

    Too early for injury news, but Lloris, Bissouma, Sessegnon and Bentancur are all still out.
    They appear to have been joined by Davies, Emerson and Perisic.
    Neither side has any suspensions.

    Lineups for each side's last league game:

    Spurs: Forster; Romero, Dier, Lenglet; Porro, Skipp, Hojbjerg, Davies; Richarlison, Kane, Son.
    Subs: Austin, Emerson, Sanchez, Tanganga, Sarr, Perisic, Danjuma, Kulusevski, Moura.
    League form: LWWLWD.

    Everton: Pickford; Coleman, Tarkowski, Keane, Godfrey; Iwobi, Onana, Gueye, Doucoure, McNeil; Gray.
    Subs: Begovic, Holgate, Mina, Coady, Mykolenko, Davies, Garner, Maupay, Simms.
    League form: LWLDWD.

    Ref: David "On VAR at Saints" Coote. VAR: Michael ****ing Oliver. ****'s sake. <doh>

    TV: Sky Sports.

    How would you like to line up for this one?
     
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    Paul BOOOOOOOOOOOOOwart.
     
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    Training video, which may help assess who's available:


    Dier, Mundle, Richarlison, Lenglet, Porro, Perisic, Skipp, Kulusevski, Devine, Austin, Whiteman, Forster, Lloris, Hojbjerg, Kane, Danjuma, Moura, Sarr and a couple of other youngsters.
    Sayers, John and Craig, possibly? Maybe a few more.

    Notable unexpected absentees: Romero, Son and Tanganga.
     
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    Next season? <laugh>
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    if you don’t beat Arsenal

    you getting a board ban

    fairs fair Munse
     
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    Never forget the huge favour nufc did you lot when they earned you a champions league spot for you last season by defeating arsenal.
     
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    OneFootball's predicted lineup

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    And we give Paul O'Keefe grief...
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    no problem with that apart from Sanchez getting a game

    we ran out of training cones?
     
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    Porro as an AM and Deki as a LW are both out of position

    Then again, apparently so is Danjuma in the starting xi...
     
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    I can handle that but Sanchez and Dier on the same pitch?

    pushing it
     
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    Sanchez as a WB makes no sense, given Oscar Pistorius has a better first touch than he does
     
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    Stellini says Perisic is fit
     
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    Thanks a bunch.

    I was in the middle of sipping my tea when I saw Sanchez at RWB.

    I now have tea all over my laptop.
     
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    If only Porro had picked up a bit more experience by now, you know, something outlandish like joining on Jan 1st as opposed to Jan 31st for the same amount of money.

    Had that been the case, I'd be more comfortable playing him at LWB and either Kulu or Tanganga at RWB.

    Either way, I've lost track of who's actually fit and don't care enough to check so...whoever starts, starts and whoever doesn't can join me in not caring.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Someone got paid money for that.
    They got the centre-halves in the right positions, though. Odd.
     
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    gay
     
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    As long as it's only tea
     
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    Stellini press conference:
     
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