British Politics spam thread

Could be worse, I could be an angry alcoholic/junkie that talks to statues

 

Macron was groomed at 15 by his 40 year old school teacher .

In a civilised society she would have been locked up as a ***** ,in France she divorced her husband & married Macron .

 

40 years before I need to worry about that.

 

Its all coming to me, I will be retiring at 55, which is not that long away

 

My pension is tied up in Bitcoin

 

Yer ****ed, mate.

 

I retired at 44 , squirreled enough money away to not need to work again & a few hundred grand in property in China as back up .

I'm still on Furlow, stay at home save lives

 

He's a right wing capitalist fanboy, and so are you. The difference being that he is rich, therefore it serves his interests to be right wing. You, on the other hand, are a turkey who keeps voting for Christmas.

 

All that from working in casinos and forklift driving

 

No, you couldn't. You don't have the style or the swagger to carry any of that off.

 

I don't vote .

Macron was a member of the Socialist party between 2006-2009

 

Born into money married a rich woman , I'm a **** up that likes forklifts & casinos

 

Thank god for that.

 

How do feel about adopting a late 20's Scottish person like me?

 

You probably don't have to work now, once you realise the pensions won't be paid when you get there the chains are lifted .

 

If I get too hard up I can sell luxury Timeshares in Wuhan , yields not great

 

****ing work shy ****ers.

 

A tart old enough to be his granny.

 

My local red wine merchant will disagree. I need to pay him most of my salary.

 

Because he sucks you off.