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Britians worst town or city

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Best: Leeds, York, Newcastle

    Worst: Burnley, Manchester, Hull

    Worst part of the country I've travelled through was the Gooch of the North - the Pennine bit between Halifax and Burnley - on a rainy sunset. Truly vile place full of ashy, boarded-up old factories with huge chimneys, depressing, squat little grey houses, gypsies and pitiful Lancastrian cretins shuffling about with no purpose or worth to their ****, unenviable lives in that tip.
     
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  2. Erik

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    I too have traveled that path, Loiner. It is certainly an unenviable location in which to live.
     
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  3. Peter the spastic paedo

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    You made a thread saying the north is better than the south then you list northern cities as the worst in the country,daft ****.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He also named Northern cities as the best tbf.
     
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  5. Jerel Ifil

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    I've not been to the South that often so can't really list all their ****holes. I know Luton, Portsmouth and London are meant to be awful. Probably should have included London - my experiences of it have been overwhelmingly negative.

    Anyway, since when was 'having good cities' a pre-requisite for being the best bit of the country? It's because of the PEOPLE OF THE NORTH that we're so feared and respected around the universe.

    <ok>
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    If you have money London is one of the top 5 places on Earth............... Leeds rains all the time and the people are poor....
     
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  7. Jerel Ifil

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    Leeds is probably the most affluent big city outside London, and that only gets by due to its high-concentration of ultra-rich in the small parts that are half-decent. Most of the perceptive lot have ****ed off to the Home Counties long ago. Neverending concrete jungle which should be annihilated and its people taken with it. Leeds, by contrast, is 2/3 green space so you never feel like you're imprisoned by chav scum, grimy walls and the atrocious, cockney-accented, rude-mannered, perenially-rushing-to-their-next-boring-assignment locals, like you forever do in the Glorious Capital.

    Leeds rains all the time? Probably one of the least rainy cities in the North due to its central location.
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    New York, Paris, LA, Milan, Barcelona and Leeds...... Manchester and Liverpool are good cities, Leeds no not for me...
     
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  9. Jerel Ifil

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    Depends what you're looking for. If you're after a city with nice and extensive suburbs, good shopping, restaurants, pubs, nightlife, jobs and rail links, it's Leeds. If you're after places full of crime, whiney-voiced scallies and socialists, go for the aforementioned slices of Lancashire.
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    You have it all Yorkshire pudding, Yorkshire tea , Yorkshire terriers and now Yorkshire internet........ And don t you just love telling us about it???
     
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  11. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I really do apologize for those Plusnet people. They bring shame to our great county.
     
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  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I am an ignorant ****er and never visited Leeds, apparently it was good for Uni and clubs................. If you get the chance to live in London you should try, it is **** but also ****ing awesome, depending where you are and how much money you earn.................. I will not grow old here though, i will move to Spain when i get too ****ed.......
     
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  13. Erik

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    We also gave the world football and the kit-kat. <ok>
     
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  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    You gave the World football, what did you get back in return??? Was it plenty of Asian gentlemen?
     
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  16. Erik

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    A few, yes, but thanks to a faithful sheepdog by the name of Yockenthwaite they've all been shepherded into a little city in the West Riding named Bradford. A few of the more lively ones managed to escape to the North and East Ridings but if they're apart from the herd for too long they'll die (without their extended families nearby and their elderly mothers to cook for them, they'll quickly leave this mortal coil when curry powder levels in the blood drop below 99 parts in every 100).
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Best city on God's earth is London, obviously. It's people are infinately cooler, sharper, better dressed and better looking than all you trogs from the backwaters.

    Most under-rated city is Liverpool. I was expecting a bleak northern hell-hole full of slippery rogues, but was pleasantly surprised to find a vibrant, attractive city full of great architecture...and slippery rogues.

    Worst place on earth - trust me, you wouldn't want your mother in law to live there - is Luton. Twinned with Stalingrad.
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Sheepshagger in only person to say Manchester shocker <yikes>

    Manchester is a world famous city. Leeds isn't even the most well known in Yorkshire.
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    To be fair, it's famous for 2 things; The Hacienda, which shut down years ago, and Old Trafford which is now owned by Yanks and will soon be transplanted to Boston.
     
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    One of the most stunningly beautiful girls I've ever had the pleasure of being chatted up by came from Devon, so her presence alone makes it a place to behold.

    Wolverhampton is a bollocking piece of ****.
     
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