The McTomminay transfer won't go away and I'd like to make an apology on behalf of the mustard one..........Good few weeks ago there was a conversation...... Went like this
Chippy "Alwight"
Me "Alwighty"
Schlem "Evening Lads"
Obi "Howdy doody"
Ben 10 "How's everyone tonight"
GG "Social media is the source of all evil"
Fadgewick "who the **** is who in this damn place?"
Chippy: "Lets be ****s and wind everyone up with a ****ty transfer rumour or 2"
Me: "Sounds good to me - How about Phil Jones again"
Obi "What about that knacka Chris Wood"
Ben 10 "We signed him last year man"
GG "I deleted this and now I have no idea who the guy in the brown is"
Schlem "Sorry lads I need to go I picked my nose and stabbed my brain"
Fadgewick "I think I'm brown"
Chippy "Lets go with McTomminay"
Me "They're not that ****ing thick man, lets go with Gordon"
Obi "Aye McTomminay - Trevs just posted - They'll fall for it"
Ben 10 "Can't think of a ****ter signing, lets do it"
GG "My source reckons we may be about to sign Botman"
Fadgewick "****ing hell, McTomminay would be brutal"
Chippy: "McTomminay it is, I'll go post it up"
Me: "I'll agree"
Obi "I'll eat my doughnuts then say I read it too"
Ben 10 "Aye lets go with McTomminay"
GG "Telling ya lads lets go with Botman"
Fadgewick "Aye, I agree with red guy, green guy, blue green, brown guy, yellow guy"
Was then posted on here and some ****er from some press place has ran with it or Steve Nickson thought it was a mint idea and has ran with it
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In jesmond I think, with BarnettaWissa and McTominay both have reservations at the hilton
Why would Everton sell for £15m? If they did its a sign that they have accepted relegation. His contract doesn't expire until September 2025. It would be like a kick in the teeth for the new manager.Agree, but the newspaper talk (yeah, yeah, I know!) is of £30+m. In which case I think there is better out there for that kind of price.
Why would Everton sell for £15m? If they did its a sign that they have accepted relegation. His contract doesn't expire until September 2025. It would be like a kick in the teeth for the new manager.
I don't want him at Newcastle - I think he could be disruptive, particularly after the kicking he gets off the rest of the squad for turning up to his first training session dressed like this:
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Agree, if we are going to release Chris Wood then we need to bring in someone with more of a goal threat - and I know that is saying something, but Wood did at least help to create chances.I'm not worried about his appearance tbh I just don't see goals.. I think newcastle need to add goals and assists to this side and he doesn't appear to offer that.
NeighAgree, if we are going to release Chris Wood then we need to bring in someone with more of a foal threat - and I know that is saying something, but Wood did at least help to create chances.
Agree, if we are going to release Chris Wood then we need to bring in someone with more of a goal threat - and I know that is saying something, but Wood did at least help to create chances.
Honestly I don't think Wood brought anything. Isak needs a little time, but to be fair has already looked great. Wilson's still capable, a third striker is just plain daft, I can't work out why anyone thinks that's what we need? I've said it before, name me a striker behind Nketiah and Jesus? Or one behind Haaland and Alvarez? Man U are starting Wout Weghorst, ffs.
We need someone who can unpick or score from midfield, or who can allow Bruno to move forward, that has to be the priority. Look at the difference between all of our midfielders, who between them have scored and assisted 16 goals from around 80 apps combined, and De Bruyne who's been involved in 14, Martin Odegaard who's been involved in 13, or Maddison who has 11. We also don't threaten enough on the left.
Key priority is either a DM to push Bruno forward, or a more creative CM who will take/create more key chances. Then we need to upgrade LW. Tonali (DM), Maddison or Thuram would be truly next level, but I worry we're stuck looking at McTominey and Gordon.
Honestly I don't think Wood brought anything. Isak needs a little time, but to be fair has already looked great. Wilson's still capable, a third striker is just plain daft, I can't work out why anyone thinks that's what we need? I've said it before, name me a striker behind Nketiah and Jesus? Or one behind Haaland and Alvarez? Man U are starting Wout Weghorst, ffs.
We need someone who can unpick or score from midfield, or who can allow Bruno to move forward, that has to be the priority. Look at the difference between all of our midfielders, who between them have scored and assisted 16 goals from around 80 apps combined, and De Bruyne who's been involved in 14, Martin Odegaard who's been involved in 13, or Maddison who has 11. We also don't threaten enough on the left.
Key priority is either a DM to push Bruno forward, or a more creative CM who will take/create more key chances. Then we need to upgrade LW. Tonali (DM), Maddison or Thuram would be truly next level, but I worry we're stuck looking at McTominey and Gordon.
Erm I didn't say a striker, I said a goal threat. You've then gone on to mention loads of players who score and create goals, but who are not 'out and out strikers'. So Kind of agreeing, not disagreeing. The point I was making is I just don't think Gordon is that threat.