Angry at Jose

[Chappaz]

What a load of ****. Every single player has stated that survival is the main objective - including both managers. Then 'Jose' comes out with this:

"Our goal at the start of the season was to qualify for the Europa League but the reality now is different."

Not only is it very contradictory, but it would have also been a stupidly unrealistic target at the start of the season and would have made us seem more deluded than ever before.

Then he says 'Newcastle aren't performing well' immediately after our win against Birmingham and our 9th spot in the table? More bullshit.

 

[Formerly_of_Fenham]

Hold your horses,

i cant recall the interview perfectly, it was in the chronical wasnt it? but wasnt he asked a direct question about wanting to play in the champions league?

What can you reply to that? if all these quotes are genuine then they are only a reasonable response to a direct question about his future career.

Tho i may be just clutching onto a half full glass as usual.

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

Nolan is in fact a 3ft tall transsexual who wears stilts to play football

this would account for his lack of pace

 

[ToonSi]

For anyone who can speak Spanish, here is the original interview

And this is the google translated version here.

It seems like a harmless interview that our media have distorted - a lot like the Haris Vuckic one where he was flattered to be linked to Manure, but happy here.

 

[Wein14]

For anyone who can speak Spanish, here is the original interview

And this is the google translated version here.

It seems like a harmless interview that our media have distorted - a lot like the Haris Vuckic one where he was flattered to be linked to Manure, but happy here.

That sounds fine to me. Basically says if things dont go well, he wants off. Fair enough.

 

[Magpie Fozz]

No one should take this article seriously. Imo The Sun have made this up to fill page space and I think it's utter bollocks. No way would we be trying for the Europa League from the start of the season and most of it just sounds fabricated or at least blown out of all proportion. And to say that the team are not performing well is again utter tripe, we just beat Birmingham away 2-0.

More media **** to sell papers.

 

[Jose Enrique]

lazy journo's again. these are not true quotes from jose.

EXACTING!!!

People ask me for Champions League what I say? "No I do not play at Europe it is bad!" Not saying this!

Keeping ask the questioning and make up what I confused at! It up to me where going but I happy at Newcastle. It is flattery for clubs to like me meaning good. What I say? "These clubs are bumbandits I hate!" No! I loving Newcastle but future can changing. Not say I leave now but things changing sometime.

Unless you speaking from me do not listen. They try selling newspapers only not make truth at fans!

 

[Leon Bessi]

EXACTING!!!

People ask me for Champions League what I say? "No I do not play at Europe it is bad!" Not saying this!

Keeping ask the questioning and make up what I confused at! It up to me where going but I happy at Newcastle. It is flattery for clubs to like me meaning good. What I say? "These clubs are bumbandits I hate!" No! I loving Newcastle but future can changing. Not say I leave now but things changing sometime.

Unless you speaking from me do not listen. They try selling newspapers only not make truth at fans!

From The Bull himself,i think this could be the real Jose.




**** THE BUMBANDITS.

 

[Agent Bruce]

The Sun, the football fan's bible!

Take it with a pinch of salt or ignore it. More chance to be true if it's in the Chron!

 

[Jose Enrique]

The Sun, the football fan's bible!

Take it with a pinch of salt or ignore it. More chance to be true if it's in the Chron!

Yes Sun newspaper better eating with salt than reading! jajaja

 

[Beardsleymagic08]

Jose

You'd be better off learning Welsh
Your english is crap

 

[Donkey Toon]

You can't believe anything published in a red top. Most of the stories are like the page 3 tits, false!