As a manager, my opinion differs somewhat from the general consensus, best ever. That is not why I am replying.
Many years ago, I bought a shirt to be signed by the team, for a birthday present. I asked at the shop how I managed this, try the office, next doorish. I was greeted with a look that could not have been harsher if I hid taken a **** in the sour faced old cows handbag. You'll have to go the training ground and try there.
Arrived at the training ground, parked in the car park, and walked into reception. I had just started telling my story when in walked Steve Bruce. He stood patiently, listened to the full story and immediately agreed, yes the team would love to sign the shirt. Not, get the **** out of here, what on earth, where the *** do you think you are, I have a training session to watch over. Anything he could have said, he didn't. Listened and said, yes. I have only the met the man once and as result of that meeting of the man, I would refute every word of your post. He was kindness itself in listening, the shirt was duly signed as he said it would be, no full of ****, just said yes.