Guy rang up the supine, Tory-arsed Jeremy Vine a few weeks back.
"I want more pay, but I can't go on strike as I'm not in a union"
"Yes, it seems very unfair" says the fart-in-a-bottle, streak-of-piss presenter.
Another bloke get's put through as he's still on air and asks the first caller:
"Why can't you go on strike?".
"As I said, I'm not in a union".
"Why don't you join one?".
"We don't have a union"
"Why don't you form one?"
"They won't let us".
"They can't stop you unless you're in the armed forces or GCHQ"
"I wouldn't want to be in a union - we already have good terms and conditions".
"Oh, that's er, not what you said a few minutes ago"
Jeremy intervenes as his caller is floundering...