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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yes, five breaks on the 1st metatarsal bone.
    No big deal, the moon boot helps.
    Been nearly 3 weeks, another 3 in the boot then l can give the boot, the boot!

    Ha, l make joke!
    Ad you were…….
     
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    ….. and the crowd went, Oh Sh!t !
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    News Flash
    Diddly puts his foot right in it
    From Rogers advance school of etiquette, and community sympathy with understanding.
    Fekk off you softy us ozz boys am ard innit,
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It noice to have such sympathetic mates who care so much for our well being!
    See me next time on, Squats Happening Adventures, volume 2.
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Rog, are you suggesting that Didley is exaggerating his nasty injury ?! :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    hes got feet like a Troll anyway, a Hobbit would be proud of them, still hes our Hobbit and i luvs im innit


    ps ive been saving the kisses to get better for when he stops whingeing
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    He's calling me a FAKE!

     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that's it the very fellows if you can stand the whiff you'll see which one it is


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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    here is our pal turned up at last:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Hop to it!
    Tried climbing a small ladder today with a moon boot on…… but awkward l have to say.
    Back home early ( aching foot, chaffed ring hole and a dry liver ).

    They all need soothing!
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the chaffed ring would be a challenge i can't help you with mate
     
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    But of course.
    It’s not an open event!
    The chaffing was more from the nail / tool belt that weighs you down.
    The gin was able to medicate my pain level.
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i've consulted with specialists, and they all recommend a bread poultice for you chafed bum ring, the advice was charge the Archdeacon more as your letting him have too many goes for his penny:emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    If you haven't got a bread poultice, try using a cream puff.....
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    we also need to explain to the flock the dangers a turkey neck bone can do to parishioners , as we already have a sufferer with a chaffed ring
     
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Let’s take time out with a Reverend Squat church collection.
    Wallets please….
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    why is it every church in Christendom have a problem with wallets, they always want yours the fuller the better
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    We’re wallet people!
     
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