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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    We interrupt this news service to announce the passing of Queen Elizabeth 11.

    A truly remarkable lady & ruler.
    Long may she be remembered.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 8, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i had big respect for that lady
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 8, 2022
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    She was a wonderful monarch, sadly missed
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 11, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 3, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    News Update.

    Could news reporters stop braking wind and break some news instead!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 3, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Medical Update.

    Patient is doing well.
    Patch on eye for another 24 hrs.
    Don’t know if its a success yet.
    Ahoy me salty dogs!
    As you were….
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 5, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    She has more wrinkles around her mouth than a sun ripened prune
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 5, 2022
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    l see says the blind man.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 6, 2022
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    How is your eyesight now, Didley ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 6, 2022
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    Hi Woops & mates,

    Prognosis is as such….

    The impact from the Nurf bullet sent shockwaves around the whole eye.
    If you think of a bullet blowing out the back of a pillow or alike, the impact blew out the back of my blue iris which was floating around.
    As the surgeon went in thru the enlarged black pupil, the iris parts floating around tried to escape out of the pupil. She had to repackage those floating parts back to the iris.

    The cataract webbing was detached in various places and a new lens was installed. They can’t do anything about the remaining eye socket damage. They are hoping the lens doesn’t give way ( so do l ! ).

    l can see better for the one being but the next six weeks will hold the key. Quite painful at present but Dr Gin may be able to assist in measures doses.

    Many thanks for your thoughts.
    Diddles
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 7, 2022
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    Wow matey, that sounded like quite a procedure ! <yikes>

    Hope all goes well for you in the next six weeks :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 7, 2022
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    Good luck mate!
     
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    How is your eyesight now matey ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 10, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he can still see a topless wench on the beach at 2 hundred paces <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 10, 2022
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    Pretty average, mate.
    Now can’t read anything from that eye.
    Totally blurred from a reading aspect.

    ….. but Roger is 100 pusscent right, l can still see white pointers from’ a distance!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 10, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 13, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    if he can still watch porn unaided then theres nowt wrong with him a blow job wouldn't cure
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 13, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    hows your vision now mate any better

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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 13, 2022
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    Just for something different…..

    l broke my foot today on the building site.
    Just another great day!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 14, 2022
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