The Pope plays for Newcastle? Isn't he a little old? Mind you he'll have plenty of Bourneville Boulevard action with his young teammates in the communal bath afterwards. The other players dung funnels will be like Japanese flags once he's rammed them all up the old poop chute. Hope the Catarrhi officials don't catch them at it. They could all be banged up yet again in the slammer.
I have a vision in my head of Rashford playing the Pope's purple veined Picolo, leading the children of Qatar to the safety of the Vatican.
Looks like we're about the only team not playing a friendly warm-up match before the World Cup starts. Confidant or what?
Who are the favourites for the Cup? I'm not sure if I'll bother even watching any of it, not really that interested in soccerball, haven't been for a long, long time. Does it start on Sunday? I just hope all the ****tahs that attend, be it fans, players, officials etc, respect the laws in Catarrh. What are the Catarrhi's stance on lezzers and trannies, does anyone know? Asking for some close friends that are making the journey to never, never land.
Brazil are favourites and yes it starts on Sunday. Weird that the Arabs don't allow ****terism as they are renowned for shagging boys and goats. Very similar to the Catholic faith that respect.
I absolutely loathe Brazil, football wise. Everyone has this rose tinted spectacle vision of what a great team they were in the past. They have been utter horse manure for decades. I absolutely loved it when Germany annihilated them on their home patch in 2014 was it? If Germany hadn't taken their foot off the gas, for fear of being seen as the bad guys, in the second half it would have been well into double figures. Seeing the twats lying on the pitch crying their eyes out was bliss. I'll bet you all sorts goes on behind closed doors in countries like Catarrh. Where there's a willy, there's a way.
I remember Death On The Nile and the late, great Angela Lansbury kept calling Poirot "Hercules Porridge". Permanently sozzled she was, funny. And the equally late, great Peter Ustinov played Poirot.
Twelve pounds for less than a pint and you can have any beer you like as long as that's Budweiser: https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ve-to-pay-12-for-a-beer-at-world-cup-in-qatar Could they make it any more miserable?
I'm not sure if it's the Bradford contingent, or if Rishi Sunak's family are all into football, but the England fans have arrived, they reckon. https://www.tiktok.com/@qatarliving...20221115&referer_video_id=7164781083152698626
