WORLD CUP 2026

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Who will qualify?


  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .
  1. Gareth Southgate names 26-man England World Cup squad
  2. Leicester midfielder James Maddison has been included
  3. Man Utd forward Marcus Rashford and Newcastle striker Callum Wilson also included
  4. Goalkeepers: Pickford (Everton), Pope (Newcastle), Ramsdale (Arsenal)
  5. Defenders: Maguire, Shaw (both Man Utd), Dier (Tottenham), Stones, Walker (both Man City), Trippier (Newcastle), Coady (Everton), White (Arsenal), Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool)
  6. Midfielders: Bellingham (Borussia Dortmund), Mount, Gallagher (both Chelsea), Rice (West Ham), Henderson (Liverpool), Phillips (Man City)
  7. Forwards: Maddison (Leicester), Foden, Grealish (both Man City), Kane (Tottenham), Saka (Arsenal), Sterling (Chelsea), Wilson (Newcastle), Rashford (Man Utd)

The Pope plays for Newcastle?

Isn't he a little old? Mind you he'll have plenty of Bourneville Boulevard action with his young teammates in the communal bath afterwards. The other players dung funnels will be like Japanese flags once he's rammed them all up the old poop chute. Hope the Catarrhi officials don't catch them at it. They could all be banged up yet again in the slammer.
 
Who are the favourites for the Cup? I'm not sure if I'll bother even watching any of it, not really that interested in soccerball, haven't been for a long, long time.

Does it start on Sunday?

I just hope all the ****tahs that attend, be it fans, players, officials etc, respect the laws in Catarrh.

What are the Catarrhi's stance on lezzers and trannies, does anyone know? Asking for some close friends that are making the journey to never, never land.
 
Who are the favourites for the Cup? I'm not sure if I'll bother even watching any of it, not really that interested in soccerball, haven't been for a long, long time.

Does it start on Sunday?

I just hope all the ****tahs that attend, be it fans, players, officials etc, respect the laws in Catarrh.

What are the Catarrhi's stance on lezzers and trannies, does anyone know? Asking for some close friends that are making the journey to never, never land.
Brazil are favourites and yes it starts on Sunday. Weird that the Arabs don't allow ****terism as they are renowned for shagging boys and goats. Very similar to the Catholic faith that respect.
 
Brazil are favourites and yes it starts on Sunday. Weird that the Arabs don't allow ****terism as they are renowned for shagging boys and goats. Very similar to the Catholic faith that respect.

I absolutely loathe Brazil, football wise. Everyone has this rose tinted spectacle vision of what a great team they were in the past. They have been utter horse manure for decades.

I absolutely loved it when Germany annihilated them on their home patch in 2014 was it? If Germany hadn't taken their foot off the gas, for fear of being seen as the bad guys, in the second half it would have been well into double figures. Seeing the twats lying on the pitch crying their eyes out was bliss.

I'll bet you all sorts goes on behind closed doors in countries like Catarrh. Where there's a willy, there's a way.
 
I absolutely loathe Brazil, football wise. Everyone has this rose tinted spectacle vision of what a great team they were in the past. They have been utter horse manure for decades.

I absolutely loved it when Germany annihilated them on their home patch in 2014 was it? If Germany hadn't taken their foot off the gas, for fear of being seen as the bad guys, in the second half it would have been well into double figures. Seeing the twats lying on the pitch crying their eyes out was bliss.

I'll bet you all sorts goes on behind closed doors in countries like Catarrh. Where there's a willy, there's a way.
Neymar is a little prick, hope he has a ****e world cup.