Shearer's ebar

This is falling to bits and decrepit too

 

It looks magnificent. A true Hotel amongst a sea of B and B’s.

 

My new Indonesian local know me by name now and even bring me my own bucket of beer

 

That makes a change. Last time you went to Indonesia and asked for "the usual please" they brought out a gimp mask, nipple clamps and a purple strap-on.

 

i took jak to my bedroom yesterday.


To see my sock drawer.

And my pair of mustard chino shorts.

 

By Thursday they will just be pouring them in the bucket and giving you that.

 

I am in Cyprus, this is better than being in England.

 

So, following Chaos' latest name chance, I looked up the 'Ron Waffle' episode on Would I Lie To You. Nearly pissed myself laughing. And then watched the Bob Mortimer compilation. Hilarious.

 

@Albert's Chip Shop I'm working at the Fenwick's Christmas Window Reveal today. Please tell me that isn't something you've organised!!!

 

Please tell me Obi is Santa and your his little helper

 

No idea what Obi is up to this weekend. I'm more worried that Albert is planning on getting his arse out.

 

I have a feeling he's globe trotting again, work shy **** that he is

 

It’s okay, it’s match day. He’ll be in a ditch somewhere.

 

he's never going to live this one down.

 

I applied, but apparently the Fenwick's window isn't big enough.

 

Why are they having traffic cones in the Fenwick's Christmas window display?

 

Hilarious

 

Which one of you sick ****s is this -