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  1. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    He'll be in the labour party in next to no time when kweer Starmer sees that
     
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    OLOF, Oct 19, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    if he becomes Queer Starmers friend he will end up with a baboons arse

    i happen to have a picture of Starmers friends

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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 19, 2022
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    A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

    Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says

    "Don't worry. That was an insect."

    To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that!"
     
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    That was pretty sheet that Roger
     
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    OLOF, Oct 21, 2022
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    He is full of it our mate
     
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    had to have something to wipe the old snails trails on;)
     
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    aye i was trying to get to the front of the queue but couldn't get past a fat arse, and wild horses couldn't drag it out of me ain't that right wakey oops
     
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