Used to enjoy a Caramac, which is an anagram of Mara Cac, which is unfair as he has shown some good promise when coming on as a substitute.
One good thing about living abroad is that you come across some brilliantly-named rip-off brands. Instead of Kit-Kat Chunky, I'll Take-it Big. Or maybe I'll just take 4 Fingers instead;
Just checked myself, it is true. We are the only team in PL, Championship L1 and L2 without a clean sheet Where is that record breakers thread?
Unlikely but wouldn’t put it past this team. Good thing we brought in those defensive guru coaches to help Ralph out
The only way defensive coaches will improve our ability to let in goals is if they park two or three across the goalmouth. Even then, we'd still manage to let a few in.
It’s a pretty damning stat, especially as id say our defenders are easily the best position group in the squad
They always say that if you have to explain a joke then it probably wasn't funny but was hoping someone would bite.....he's a Malteser. I'll take the hint...
Kit Kats no longer taste the same ....used to love them. Possibly may be due to age...me, not the choccy. Seemed to happen after the Americans took over....conspiracy alert . Their chocolate is disgusting....apparently due to fresh milk not being readily available everywhere and a chemical being added which is the same one that makes sick smell. Having tasted Hershey bars I can believe that. Off topic, I’m going for a 1-1 draw again.
On the subject of Kit Kats - those that eat them do you eat them normally or eat the chocolate off first then eat the biscuit? For me it depends if they are a 4 or a 2 stick pack. The 2 pack I eat normal, the four pack I eat 3 normal and the last like that.
