New Manager

CAUTION. Please do not follow this advice if you're playing volleyball.

 

You called up Acun and offered to manage the team with that level of insight?

 

I'll catch up with him in Botanic later and offer my services.

 

Do extensive analytics and call them BINs (balls in net). You can tell the club that your extensive research shows that the teams with the ball in the net more than the opposition invariably win. That fact isn’t affected by xGs, possession, shots on target, corners or anything else.

 

Pure Genius

 

If I had a pound for every time I have been called that I would be a very wealthy man.

 

You can deny its existence but it predicted our downfall long before it happened. Your BINs stat fooled us all for 4 games at the start of the season but our xG performance balanced out and now we are where they predicted we should’ve been anyway

 

If our BINs stat had remained better than the opposition we would be at the top end of the league. FACT.

 

For the love of whatever God can we please have another manager soon. This Xg stuff is doing my head in unless he’s Chinese and called Xg then I apologise.

 

Indeed, £2 goes a long way in Burundi.



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If it was called **** it’d be double that easily

 

The simplicity of your observation is, at it's most primitive, profound and implicitly inspired. Whatever the **** that means.

 

Edit, wrong thread.

 

Yes, I would be also making money off the foul mouthed lower forms of life as well.

 

Oh I never let things like that stop me.


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**** £1 in the post Chazz

 

Oh so you are counting all the times he called himself that as well?

 

Seems to be a concept our past and current manager haven't used, so it might just work!

 

The great Johan Cruyff as a TV pundit once stated the team that scores the most goals usually wins!!