At least you get to see HaalandGood grief, I really hope Spain don't play Scotland in Malaga.
At least you get to see HaalandGood grief, I really hope Spain don't play Scotland in Malaga.
When Spain play ScotlandAt least you get to see Haaland![]()

I'm putting you on ignoreWhen Spain play Scotland![]()
Bent as a nine bob note.
When is the English squad announced?Bent as a nine bob note.
It is said he changed a nine bob note with three's.Bent as a nine bob note.
No idea when does it all begin? Can't be far off but so many tournaments going on right now haven't paid much thought to the football. Hope it's a bold selection i.e. young, exciting talent ahead of established players who've lost their edge like Sterling.When is the English squad announced?
20th, 2 1/2 weeks first game, Maguire, Henderson and Milner all goingNo idea when does it all begin? Can't be far off but so many tournaments going on right now haven't paid much thought to the football. Hope it's a bold selection i.e. young, exciting talent ahead of established players who've lost their edge like Sterling.

20th, 2 1/2 weeks first game, Maguire, Henderson and Milner all going![]()
quarter-finals at best, we've been pretty ****e since the Euro final, needs a shake up.I heard there will be a stoning and a bumming to open the ceremonies. Can't be true can it?
Oh **** I forgot to order the executive ticket, I'll have to go freelance for my fun.Isn't that just for those that have paid for the extra package?
A day after my birthday and 2 days after Mickey Mouse's birthday.No idea when does it all begin? Can't be far off but so many tournaments going on right now haven't paid much thought to the football. Hope it's a bold selection i.e. young, exciting talent ahead of established players who've lost their edge like Sterling.

Is anyone actually going to watch this anyway?
I don't know what all the fuss is about holding the soccerball Globe Shield in Catarrh. Soccerball is played by a bunch of fairy rampant ****tahs so I personally think it's quite forward thinking of the corrupt UEFA to hold it in a country where rampant ****terism is frowned upon and can lead to a 7 years prison sentence where these sordid and depraved ****tahs will have man meat freely on offer. It's a win, win and the Catarrhi government are therefore positively encouraging Marmite Motorway shenanigans but thoughtfully keeping it out of sight of normal people.
So a few individuals sadly passed away from natural causes whilst constructing the stadia whilst being treated like slaves recompensed with a pittance. That's life really, it has all been for the greater good. The end justifies the means.
Here's to a successful tournament. One that displays humankind in all its postivity and equality and diversity.
Let the games begin and may the best team of ****tahs triumph![]()