UEFA Euro 2024

At least you get to see Haaland

 

When Spain play Scotland

 

I'm putting you on ignore

 

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/63554507

He seems like an honest chap

 

Bent as a nine bob note.

 

When is the English squad announced?

 

It is said he changed a nine bob note with three's.

 

No idea when does it all begin? Can't be far off but so many tournaments going on right now haven't paid much thought to the football. Hope it's a bold selection i.e. young, exciting talent ahead of established players who've lost their edge like Sterling.

 

20th, 2 1/2 weeks first game, Maguire, Henderson and Milner all going

 

Am I right in believing the Opening Ceremony at the soccerball World Cup there is going to be a Pride celebration?

This is wonderful news if true.

 

quarter-finals at best, we've been pretty ****e since the Euro final, needs a shake up.

 

I heard there will be a stoning and a bumming to open the ceremonies. Can't be true can it?

 

Isn't that just for those that have paid for the extra package?

 

Oh **** I forgot to order the executive ticket, I'll have to go freelance for my fun.

 

A day after my birthday and 2 days after Mickey Mouse's birthday.

 

Is anyone actually going to watch this anyway?

I don't know what all the fuss is about holding the soccerball Globe Shield in Catarrh. Soccerball is played by a bunch of fairy rampant ****tahs so I personally think it's quite forward thinking of the corrupt UEFA to hold it in a country where rampant ****terism is frowned upon and can lead to a 7 years prison sentence where these sordid and depraved ****tahs will have man meat freely on offer. It's a win, win and the Catarrhi government are therefore positively encouraging Marmite Motorway shenanigans but thoughtfully keeping it out of sight of normal people.

So a few individuals sadly passed away from natural causes whilst constructing the stadia whilst being treated like slaves recompensed with a pittance. That's life really, it has all been for the greater good. The end justifies the means.

Here's to a successful tournament. One that displays humankind in all its postivity and equality and diversity.

Let the games begin and may the best team of ****tahs triumph

 

*FIFA

Just as corrupt though.

 

Probably can't be arsed to watch.

 

1. Gareth Southgate names 26-man England World Cup squad
2. Leicester midfielder James Maddison has been included
3. Man Utd forward Marcus Rashford and Newcastle striker Callum Wilson also included
4. Goalkeepers: Pickford (Everton), Pope (Newcastle), Ramsdale (Arsenal)
5. Defenders: Maguire, Shaw (both Man Utd), Dier (Tottenham), Stones, Walker (both Man City), Trippier (Newcastle), Coady (Everton), White (Arsenal), Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool)
6. Midfielders: Bellingham (Borussia Dortmund), Mount, Gallagher (both Chelsea), Rice (West Ham), Henderson (Liverpool), Phillips (Man City)
7. Forwards: Maddison (Leicester), Foden, Grealish (both Man City), Kane (Tottenham), Saka (Arsenal), Sterling (Chelsea), Wilson (Newcastle), Rashford (Man Utd)