No you are.And it ain't my fault you're tedious and deluded. Still eh?

Thanks mate Im gonna have a 1 minute ****1 minute silence at 8pm to remember your Queen
1 minute applause at your doorstep for those who are not bothered like
Thanks mate Im gonna have a 1 minute ****
Climax twiceWhat will you do for the last 45 seconds?
Officially the biggest thing to ever happen.
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15 minute reminder to get your pots and pans out for r Liz

Sorry mate, Madrid derby about to kick off.
I've waited 14 hours to see this!![]()
Good shout. Didn’t even know ITV had the games.
Yeh not bad for ITV.
Nobody there seems to be aware of the min's silence, all of Madrid don't seem not to care.
Not even the English commentators. I expect them to be in the Tower of London by the end of the night.
DISGUSTANG. Hang them all.
Hanging's to good for 'em! Need to be drawn and quartered with a hot poker up the bum.
Just seen Beckham in the ground. He'll be ok though, he queued to get in.