Tips / Bets The Queen is dead

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Not 100% true, rich black people still get pulled over and hassled by the police for "driving infractions" more than white people... But yes, part of it is a class problem and rich well dressed black people aren't perceived as much a threat as poor ones.

 

We never let our black mates hold their own drugs when we go out.

 

Wouldn't that last bit apply equally to any colour?

 

You've only got to ask for a black coffee in America and some lunatic red neck, will declare racist brit.

 

Apply to all races but not equally. Poor white guy walking in a store will get a side eye. Poor black guy walking in a store and the hand is resting on the panic button. Poor Asian walks into the store and the shop keeper asks him for help with maths and to fix his computer.

 

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Isn't there a straight road most of it Motorway between Croydon and Brighton

 

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Indeed there is mate. The A23M iirc.

 

That number has dropped since Handsy Andy has been let out of his cave.

 

Just watching them prepare to load the coffin on the plane, you got one job, do not drop it.

 

Someone put that African Funeral gif up

 

This one ?

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I'm pretty sure it makes sense, I just don't think he explains it well and comes across as confused.

 

I'm in Keswick, she'll be flying past us in a bit.

 

Cockermouth always makes me smile.

 

This one cracks me up

 

There's a ****ing, Austria. And a Windpassing, Austria. Also a Moron, *****lia.

What I like about Cockermouth especially is that they have an annual festival "taste cumbria" that was a genius that decided to hold that festival in Cockermouth.