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Tips / Bets The Queen is dead

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  1. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    So here's my ideal solution. King Charles can go on calling himself King, but receives no government funding, must pay his own security, etc. And no longer has any official or unofficial powers.

    He's got plenty of money to invest and live a wealthy lifestyle without syphoning off future funds from the public.

    No president installed. Instead, House of Lords is renamed House of Lads and the current members kicked out. Members picked by sorti from all citizens with a clean criminal record who sign up, with a third being replaced each year.

    House of Lads takes on current powers of Lords and the royal family's minimal powers. No president needed. Those whose voice is silenced by First Past the Post system in parliament get a voice in government.

    Britain becomes a paradise on earth, even Hull turns into a picturesque resort town destination.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    If you have trouble typing it, just copy and paste it ...
     
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  3. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure some hope to catch a glimpse. They don't come to England expecting to see her though. Certainly not enough to make a.difference.


    As for where does the Queen live... Sorry to disappoint you but she's dead. The clue is in the thread title.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    So they come for a chance, no matter how miniscule that chance is, you think they come to actually see the Queen.

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Copy and paste what
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not all the time Abe, I had almost a year away tbf.

    I work mostly for myself, my avatar explains a part of that, so I don’t need to get the bus to a factory every day. Boring as **** really.
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You don’t live here … so your solution is null and void from the off
     
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  8. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Lol......I walk 2 work so need bus either thank fk must be horrific that.

    Ps
    Sorry fella excuse me for not knowing or caring what avatars you use
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You’ll have no objection to paying my 24p as well as your own then, seeing as I am not overly keen on giving handouts to nonces.
     
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  10. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Talking about null and void....so is the crown
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Walking the long way round to avoid the 5g masts, I assume?
     
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  12. Blueman

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    Who's going to be working into their 80s ffs <laugh>
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    I never said they came expecting ... but attempting to completely disassociate the Palace from its residents is just plain daft ... part of the attraction for the tourists is 'who' lives there ... it's not just afficionados of architecture or pure historians that come to have a gander ...

    The thousands and thousands that will line the streets to pay respect over the coming days are obviously all sheeple or just plain stupid ... the clever people will sit safely closeted behind their closed doors in their David Icke tracksuits knowing that they won't be an entre on a lizard people's banquet. <laugh>
     
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  14. aberdude

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    <laugh>:emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  15. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Too late mate. You’ve paid it.
    And you thought you where paying for a new school to be built.
    04FD90C9-E04F-432E-9118-1898ABECB2EF.jpeg
     
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  16. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Can you be more specific on which woyal wesidents
     
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  17. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    King Charles III
     
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  18. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Lizard for sure.......hiding eyes
     
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  19. Milk..

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    I might return one day, and I will always be a citizen, so it isn't.
     
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  20. aberdude

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    You call that work......shake a few hands talk **** for hour few photos and bang qtr of a million in your account(or bag depending).....I'm sure that must be stressful <laugh>
     
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