What about: Hooiveld! Hooiveld! He hoovers up defence... and if you are a striker be prepared to cry. We all love the Hoover! To the tune of Hello! Hello! We are Southampton boys...
He's 6 foot 4 and his name is Jos, in defence he is the boss, with every clean sheet he helps to make, he celebrates with "a shmoke and a pancake!" . [video=youtube;HXJefJOU5OE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXJefJOU5OE[/video]