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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The pass rate for pupils sitting exams in Scotland rose from 87.3% rate from 74.8% in 2019, the last year in which formal exams were sat across the country.

    "Pass rates for National 5s, Highers and Advanced Highers have increased compared with 2019, with A passes also up, and skills-based qualifications are close to the highest ever figure,"she said.

    This year's statistics were published on Tuesday morning.

    Advanced Higher, A to C attainment was up to 33.7% from 31.8% in 2019.

    At Higher level, the number of pupils getting an A to C pass wasup to 78.9% from 74.8% in 2019, the last year in which formal exams were sat across the country.

    The figures showed that 80.8% of National 5 candidates were awarded A to C grades up to 85.8% from 78.2% in 2019.

    The figures indicate that the number of students accepting places to study nursing at Scottish providers also increased, up 17% to 2,940 compared to 2019.”

    Meanwhile, the gap between attainment levels in the least and most deprived areas narrowed from the 2019 level.

    UCAS data also shows those in Scotland from a deprived area offered a place at university is at a record high. Up by 32% since 2019 - the last year there were exams.

    Scotland’s other widening access strategies mean that the percentage of students from the most deprived areas who attend university in Scotland is a 50% higher than England’s.

    Scotland will likely improve on the tally of around 16% of students from deprived areas who have gone to Uni the last few years – while England’s 11% has been stagnant for some time.

    Looks like reality is somewhat different from your wishful thinking.

    Imagine that eh.

    Now fùck off and die you tedious cùnt.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Water could be a very lucrative export for a Free Scotland. An added advantage is that it wil deliver itself to England as it's all downhill.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Think about it, if you have the brain capacity
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's all downhill for England if there's a free Scotland tbf
     
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    Dear God

    <doh>
     
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Scotland isn't free, it's costing us a bloody fortune.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    We’ll be redeemed when the True King returns in our hour of need…

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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    How do you think you can get water over mountains from the North to the south , you thick drugged up tool


    I wait...
     
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    What a glorious morning it has been so far.

    Marvellous, just marvellous.
     
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    You ****ta
     
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Seriously, if stupidity had market value, you’d make a ****ing fortune.

    Well, you wouldn’t obviously, because you’d sell yours for a handful of magic beans, but hey…
     
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    I didn't for one moment when I posted that think that anyone would be thick enough not to see the joke. Clearly I underestimated the density of Kusstardovich .
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    We know it's not free DuMDum, that's what we've been discussing.

    Another day another DuMDum not being able to understand the simplest of posts.

    Groundhog day!
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well there is that new fangled invention called the pipe I suppose.
     
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  18. DMD

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    ^^^^^

    Rattled to **** yet again. He's so thick and one dimensional, it's just tooo easy. <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I just cast them out then reel them in.

    :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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