Just been reading about an American tourist who informed his tour guide that they should have thought more about where they were building the castle. If they had built it on level ground and there wasn’t so much climbing they would get even more visitors.
I remember in 1968 when the Trades Description Act came out it was reported in the papers that one of the first claims they got was from a Sheffield Wednesday fan who enclosed a ticket stub which said it was for a First Division football match and complaining what he had witnessed was nothing like one.