I'd be a bit bitter if my book caused the Ayatollah of RockaRolla Sayyid Ruhollah Musavi Khomeini peace be upon him, to call for my assassination.
I mean, have they got so little to do over there in Iran?
Those Iranians get everywhere. From what Rushdie said, he had to ask permission to go to Lidl to buy some milk.
I couldn't deal with that, I love Lidl.
